in march of 2004, the door named “the Rev.” Pat Robertson to their Green Weenie/Loser of the Bi-Month Wall of Shame for “30 years of creatively and systematically embarrassing the Body of Christ.” they thought that meant they wouldn’t have to make fun of him for a while. but wouldn’t you know, when you start calling for the U.S. government to assassinate the democratically elected head of another country, it’s on.
And then, amidst all the horrors of hurricane katrina, ABC News gave us a peek inside Pat’s “charity” operation blessing. seems michael brown and the boys at FEMA helped robertson take in a few million more bucks in the aftermath of our country’s biggest-eve natural disaster.
TheNation.com will give you even more details of how brother pat has used the tax-exempt, nonprofit operation blessing as a front for his shadowy financial schemes, while exerting his influence within the GOP to cover his tracks.
then, as if this weren’t enough… the rapidly deteriorating head of the Christian Broadcasting Network came up with this little beauty: Ariel Sharon suffered a massive stroke at the hand of God for “dividing God’s land.”
As you might imagine, it’s been a 
BANNER year for religious foolishness, by people with no aim other than to make a buck in God’s name. The Door’s stable of wizened media wizards, political wonks and necromancers have been meeting around the clock, trying to narrow the list.
Recently, they came to a fateful decision as news arrived of Israel pulling out of a $50 million deal with pat to build a biblical theme park by the sea of galilee. seems pat’s remarks about sharon’s stroke really teed off the israelis, the us government and american jewish groups.
they had no choice. pat robertson forcefully seizes the day yet once again to claim his rightful prize: The Wittenburg Door Green Weenie for 2005!!!!!
congratulations, pat! no single human being has done more to damage the cause of the Cross in a single year since the hey-day of the Inquisition!!
Related posts:
- Infuriating…
- an embarrassment to the church
- see what can happen when you’re stupid.
- why isn’t this all over the news?
- Grooming Politicians for Christ
