whenever something happens to the cardinals in chicago, something is always mysterious and suspicious leaving their dugout to do nothing but whine and complain.  i used to think that this was something that only happened when the cardinals played the cubs, but now it’s also the white sox.

in case you missed it the past few days, the cardinals were swept by the white sox in a 3-game interleague series.  but this wasn’t just any sweep, this was a sweep of mammoth proportions!  let’s recap:

white sox 20   cardinals 6

white sox 13   cardinals 5

white sox 1     cardinals 0

that’s a grand total of white sox 34   cardinals 11.

well, the cardinals and la mullet are accusing the white sox of sign stealing… of using a camera in center field to steal signs.  and of course they say that this is the only reason, the only way that the white sox could’ve given the cardinals such a pounding.

now, i’m not a big fan of the white sox… in fact, i unaffectionately refer to them as the white sux.  i very much despise this team and their homophobic manager… but i also really, really, really dislike the cardinals–especially la mullet.  i’m so used to hearing the complaining and the whining, the victim mentality that is always flowing from the cardinals dugout. could it really be true this time? hell no. it’s just the same ol’ antics employed by la mullet to be an ass.

so, cardinals… you got stomped.  bad.  suck it up and play some ball… quit whining and fire la mullet… (white sux fans take note cause this is probably the only time that i will ever stand up for this team.)

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