jesus is back…  and he lives in south florida… oh, and he has a website!

everyone shout, jump for joy and rejoice at the second coming of jesus!  cbs4 in south florida reports:

His name is Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda; his followers call him everything from apostle to Dad, or simply Jesus Christ Man. De Jesus Miranda himself believes he’s the living incarnation of “Jesus Christ Man,” “the second coming of Christ.”

isn’t this exciting!  not only is he back, but he’s preaching/teaching the world the freedom to indulge!  that’s right, go do anything and everything that you want to because according to this modern-day messiah there is no sin, no devil and no hell to pay for your indulgences.  the devil was defeated thousands of years ago, so there’s no need to worry–go and do whatever you feel like!

so, why didn’t we know jesus was back sooner?  well, it seems jesus was doing a little indulging of is own:

…This self-proclaimed Son of God is a 60 year old former heroin addict and convict. The divorced father of 4 was born in Puerto Rico and now lives in South Florida with his second wife. (link)

so now jesus is puerto rican, was a heroin addict, a convict, has 4 kids and is a divorcee?

well, looks like another totalitarian cult is going to end very, very badly…

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§ 5 Responses to jesus lives in south florida…"

• gentry13 says:

  10.3.06 at 9:43 am

  WWJD? use a clean hypodermic needle.
• Eric says:

  10.4.06 at 10:08 am

  I saw this guy on 20/20 or something. It wasn’t surprising to me that this guy exists. What was surprising to me was how many people believed IN him! People say it’s a stretch to have faith in Jesus of Nazareth. Our evidence is rock solid fact compared to this guy.
• gentry13 says:

  10.4.06 at 3:52 pm

  Jesus Crist: these folks can’t even spell.
• monts says:

  10.5.06 at 10:04 am

  i’m glad at least someone caught the wonderful spelling in the picture!

  did you read the stuff about his rolex’s… he has three of them that people have given him and he said something to the affect of “i like them… they’re nice.” he said it in almost a “wow, a rolex, i had no idea what these things were until people started giving them to me… they’re really the tops!”

  i guess this chap has a huge following not only in the US but in other parts of the world as well, mainly in latin america.
• Christy Dennis says:

  10.16.06 at 9:43 am

  this is hilarious! Crist? lol