what a wonderful addition to the jesus junk file! today, i present to you–the Jesus pan!
no longer do we need to pay thousands of dollars on ebay for the slices of bread that contain the blessed image of Jesus! now, we can do it ourselves with Jesus Pan! that’s right, for only $29.99 you will receive not 1, but 2 durable pans great for stove-top grilling that will emblazon the image of Jesus on anything and everything your little heart desires. just go to jesuspan.com and order yours up just in time for Christmas!
so, fire up the stove-top and let’s make some grilled Jesus’s. (i think my favorite part is the WWJD in the upper left hand corner.)
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wow. i’m going to petition wheaton to incorporate this into my dining experience. and i thought a nice thunderbolt team logo and Wheaton College stamped onto our waffles was the best they could do…
where do you get those wonderful toys?
I know we’re supposed to eat the body & drink the blood, but somehow taking a bite out of Jesus’ head seems like it is going a little too far.