the christ… the son of the hubbard?

January 24th, 2007 § 3 comments

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in an unbelievable turn of events, Tom Cruise has been chosen the “Christ” of Scientology.

my guess is that now he will get even more strange, outlandish, and crazy which will certainly make for some great “late night” entertainment as letterman and leno, conan and ferguson have a field day!

but this does leave me with one question, if Cruise is the “Christ” of Scientology, then what does that make his wife… and, consequently, what does that make his child? it’s like the davinci code for Scientology! i wonder what famous painting/painter will lead the future ‘alien civilizations’ of earth to this wonderful and exciting tale!

(ht: steve mccoy)

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