what if moses tried to cross the red sea today?

this is an interesting advertisement that i found to promote cleaner oceans… i thought it rather interesting….

here are some random links to heighten your holiday cheer!

• the year conservatives saved christmas
• santa claus banned
• the "merry christmas" dilemma
• rap gets religion
• overloaded pants end shoplifters escape

(ht: marko)

(ht: josh brown)

women, know your limits!

(ht: hyatt)

it all makes so much sense now…

this is just too precious….

i’m not an “in the closet” star trek fan by any means, but i couldn’t stop laughing at this!  (ht: jordon cooper)

(ht: greg kendall)

I think most people will agree that Christians have, at various times throughout history and throughout our own lives, been jerks. Time to own up to that and apologize, for what it’s worth. Hopefully it will be worth something to someone. Here’s what you can do: 1. Check out the photos 2. Download and print the Sorry We Christians Have Been Jerks PDF 3. Write your name or city (or whatever) on the sign and take a picture of yourself holding it 4. Upload your picture to Flickr and tag it with these tags: sorry sorryeverybody sorrychristians (three separate tags - this is essential for the meme to work) 5. Tell all your friends and get them to do the same thing (hint: just write your city on the sign and pass it around when you’re with a bunch of people, and take pictures of each of them holding the sign) 6. Most importantly, mean it, and contribute to a global, lived-out apology to the world for the way Christians have acted (or failed to act) you can follow the photo feed here. (ht: radical congruency)

Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

although i so desperately wanted to take a picture of this church sign i saw and share it with the world, i thought better of it and decided to use church sign generator instead of ripping on a church in my community…

so, i present to you the most sexually explicit church signs i’ve ever seen…. or at least one with the most innuendo attached to it.

you gotta check this out…

uncle booger’s bumper dumper

(ht-travis)