I intercepted a transmission earlier, and it seems the CIA is going to need Dwight down in their headquarters in Langley for training. And an ice cream social with the other agents.
~ Jim

remember the tired old Budweiser ad that got overplayed and overdone: waaaasup? well, they’re at it again but this time with a different type of endorsement:

You can cure sinus infections by making tea from green leaf stems, and pouring it directly into your nose.
~ Dwight

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
~ Kevin

Everybody needs a little funny in their day – even if it is at the expense of this poor reporter!

*hint: watch it over and over… it gets funnier and funnier!

After the implosion of the Cubs this past week – I maintain that they truly didn’t lose, they gave the series to the Dodgers with passion-less play. In fact, I would say that they lost the series after James Loney’s grand slam in Game 1… they never looked good after that and played as if they were going to lose the series.

Anyhow, Page 2 has a great way of bringing humor to the situation with this fake facebook page.

In pioneer times, you would have lost the leg and then used the bone in your leg for a cane. They wasted nothing.
~ Dwight